- You may think that you have to go before you get there. But you’d be mistaken. Pooping is a natural sedative for anxiety and you are encouraged to poop right before any type of dental procedure.
- Understand that Novocain is a local anesthetic and just because you can’t feel your mouth, everyone knows you still have control over the rest of your body, so stop that.
- It is completely normal to ask to use the private bathroom in your dentist’s office. Just know that you’ll be responsible for the the out-of-network charges associated with any charges you are billed.
- You only get so many chances to poop when you are under the influence of “laughing gas”. Use them wisely. And apologize later.
- If you get bored when you poop, remember that there are always six issues of Highlights from 1983 in every dentist’s office across the entire world. This is required by every licensing body responsible for oral hygiene. The one from March is best one and if you find the seventh hidden item on the back cover please contact us here, cause, dude.
- Remember to put your shoes back on.
